THE ROYAL TREATMENT: URBAN CALM REVIEW

If I belonged to any monarchy, my title by birthright would be Queen of awkwardness. When I say I’m awkward, I don’t mean a bit socially introverted and shy. I mean keeping my shoes and socks on during a massage awkward. SO you can probably imagine my reluctance to make beauty and spa treatments, as much as I enjoy fresh skin and manicured nails. If only a spa existed that made me as comfortable as when I’m watching Drag Race sans pants avec takeaway.

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WORKOUT FOR LAZY GIRLS

You promised this year it would be different. New Year Day came and you were hungover, then that Australian flu came and you, of course, caught it. You told yourself you’d wait till next week to really get into it, like maybe when you go back to work or school/uni. Now it’s fucking February and you’ve actually gained weight instead of losing it. Sound familiar? Well, fear no more. Here is my work out advice for girls (and guys) who are as lazy as I am.

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MY RESOLUTIONS OF 2017 THAT YOU SHOULD DO IN 2018

You might hear the phrase ‘can’t wait to see the back of this year’ every damn year and be sick to the back teeth of it like at midnight we get ‘2017’ in a box and throw it in the Mersey like it’s a concrete object? Things have been out of my control this year but has this stopped me making the most of what I can control? NO. Here are my four resolutions that I achieved this year.

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12 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN FIRST YEAR (AND HOW TO GET THROUGH IT)

“FIRST YEAR DOESN’T EVEN COUNT YOU ONLY NEED 40% PERCENT TO PASS” Is something you’ll hear once a week during your time in university, and though it’s true on paper, first year lays the foundations of how the rest of university experience will be. I’ve compiled a list of all the mistakes me and my mates have made at uni and how to get through them so that, when you make all these mistakes, you know how to handle them.

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TEN THINGS NO ONE TOLD ME WHEN STARTING SIXTH FORM

When somebody use to ask me, “oh how is sixth form going?” I’d usually respond very dramatically something along the lines of it being terrible, me being close to death, or just a prolonged stare that would leave the person in question, the person in regret. Continue reading “TEN THINGS NO ONE TOLD ME WHEN STARTING SIXTH FORM”

MUSLIMS, THE MEDIA, AND MODERN DAY

DISCLAIMER: THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS POST ARE OF MYSELF AND NOOR SEYID. WE DO NOT PLAN TO OFFEND ANYONE BUT RATHER EXPLAIN AND GIVE OTHERS AN UNDERSTANDING AS TO WHAT WE BELIEVE.

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